Thursday, July 31, 2014

Nee how, Singapore? (How you doin’, Singapore?)

They said, ‘Singapore is a better version of Gurgaon, the millennium city bordering the Metropolis of Delhi. Nothing could be farther from the truth and I realized it the moment I landed at the Changi Airport. The city state resembles a post card destination with its meticulously created boulevards and perfect urban development model using scarce resources and almost everything imported from the rest of world. Well I will not waste any further lines on writing about the wonder that Singapore is as most of you have heard the proverbial Singapore Story. What I will share is its unique historical role during the British Raj and also to offer a peek into its cultural mosaic and the tourist paradise it is!
The city state is a microcosm of the erstwhile British Empire, who essentially built Singapore and used it as a sinecure posting for the babus of the Raj besmirched by the heat and dust of the subcontinent and also as a Sarai (Halt) for the officers and officials of the British queen on the arduous and often fraught with danger journey to Oz, the land down under. The omnipresent historian in me was trying to discern the designs of the British colonialists, who were able to dominate and rule vast swathes of territory on the either sides of the Strait of Malacca with such ease for so long has astonished me no ends. How a handful of Britishers could rule almost all races and countries over a sustained period of time all over the globe is a source of much astonishment!
Singapore too fell prey to colonialist’s designs and suffered the same fate as did so many across Asia, Africa, Far East, and Americas. One of the positive outcomes as a result of colonial rule was the emergence of Singapore as a financial and transit hub for all the trade and commerce that used to take place between Europe, China & South East Asia, Australasia, and the Far East. Owing to its strategic location, it became an important commercial hub. Even today, it continues to enjoy the hallowed status as it is located approximately midway between the west and the east and most of the commercial shipping and aviation industry uses Singapore as its transit hub.  The Strait of the Malacca is today the busiest navigation corridor for both shipping and aviation.
The British Raj was instrumental in bringing together people of different religion, ethnicities under one direct umbrella and this went a long way in making Singapore a unique melting pot truly multi-ethnic and multi-lingual and in conjunction with its indomitable spirit an inspiration to the rest of the world on what human spirit and industry can achieve if it set its sight on greatness. You will be surprised to know that it was not always so in the near past and the city too was scourged, blighted and scorched by ethnic violence, racism, and poverty. However, under the stewardship of the legendary Lee Kuan Yew, the city state evolved from a third world developing nation into a modern wonder; a financial hub and a popular destination for revellers around the world.  The Singaporean mosaic primarily consists of Malays, Singaporean Chinese, Tamil Indians, British Expats, and other disparate ethnicities.
I guess you have had enough of the pedantic and would like to know what a tourist like me is doing in Singapore. I paid visit to all the tourist havens and paid obeisance to all the modern deities such as Marina Sands Bay Hotel, a unique design, the modern avatar to the Noah’s Ark.  And yes, you must be a nerd, if you don’t visit One Altitude, the club at an altitude above many, located at tropospheric heights almost in a heavenly abode for people who want to shake their legs and party hard. You can’t find a more spectacular view of the ocean as it makes you feel as if you are in the middle of the ocean and the citylights. And of course, you must touch the feet of the Merlion, the flagship symbol of Singapore Tourism. The spectacular waterfront at Marina Sands Bay is full of eateries and pubs teeming with revellers late in the night and early morning.

The impressive boulevard houses European style cafe’s and bars offering a sumptuous spread of delectable cuisine and is crowded by mostly young people making merry and having fun. But I must warn you the city will burn a hole in your pocket as everything is exorbitantly priced. Make sure you have deep pockets when you visit Singapore!  For all of us bred in the Macaulayian tradition, an urge to tickle the sophisticated bone is never far away. Well that’s exactly what I did and went to Dempsey Hill, a fine dining arena ostensibly for the high and mighty, the nouveau rich and the upwardly mobile of the Singaporean society. No prizes for guessing! Indian diaspora scores once again and you could scores of Indians swarming the place. They were all strutting around confidently as if they belonged.
No sojourn to the exotic oriental is complete without a customary visit to the China Town and Little India.  Everywhere my gaze went, the red Chinese dragon spitted fire from every corner and mandarin was the lingua franca of the streets. I could not understand one bit but then understood the essence of what they were saying. Well, let me share a secret! There is no better place to pick up merchandise and souvenir for the folks back home without burning a hole in your pocket. The delightful trek was followed by a meal of traditional Chinese dumpling and sticky fried rice mixed with egg and a Heidinger beer to wash away my gastronomic sin. Well, it was time to move across the Himalaya aka the little stations named after British officers and head to Little India. With pride on my face and patriotism on my sleeve, I ventured into Little India. And Lo Behold, I missed the Indo- Gangetic Plains and walked across the Vindhyas beyond the land of Krishna & Godavari and walked onto the land of the Great “Sangam” culture, the pride of Dravidians and us Indians.

It was Déjà vu!  I felt like I was walking a non-decrepit street of Chennai. You sense you are seeing known faces, the unmistakable ogle and stares, (an alleged Indian trait as told to me by an English Traveler), the hustle & bustle, and the chaos of an Indian Bazaar. They have an India in the middle of the oriental Singapore! On the streets, I saw the flower men were unshackling the knots of their large brown sacks and out came tumbling flowers of all hues and shapes. We were dazzled by the heady concoction of fragrance and color so vivid and sprightly. The fragrance of rajnigandhas,  the scent of gulab petals, the bucolic effervescence of chameli, and the fruity scent of genda. Ah! it was a veritable riot of color and fragrance so Indian in essence.
The fragrance of Dasa pushpam’s (The flowers that adorn the hair of a woman in South India) was all pervasive as was the waft of Indian spices and the aroma of Indian food. This was irresistible and we walked towards an eatery as if in a trance much like the gullible children who followed the pied piper of Hamlin, the legendary story all of us read in our school.
I turned around and looked at my better half with a sense of disbelief.  She expected that expression of bewilderment and gave me a smile and without exchanging any words and the sentiments were conveyed and understood.   Being here made me realize why people of Indian origin come to Little India. No matter how far and how long you have lived away from the motherland,  authentic food is the last chord that connects the sons and daughters with their motherland and reminds them of their roots. As always, the gastronomic delight of an Indian meal trumps over any other cuisine (Forgive me for being a culinary jingoist!).  And for a tourist like me who was already homesick, the sumptuous meal was a great solace, comfort and a source of huge contentment.  On the way back, at the swanky Changi airport I can’t resist another Indian trait, (this is not alleged but true!), picking up scotch bottles of Black Label and chocolates for people back home who earnestly expect this as entitlement. You are expected to pay this tax if you have committed the cardinal pleasure of traveling abroad!  Till the next time ciao and adios!

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Oh Papa and Mom! It’s my first day@ School

 Oh Papa and Mom! It’s my first day@ School
Just a couple of months ago when I celebrated my third birthday; little did I know that there was lot more in store in the next few months.  Oh! You may ask what I am doing writing stories about myself that is because my papa and mom love to see me writing and want to know the fun that I have at my nanupa’ s home.  I love to gobble chocolates brought by my papa.  I gorge on vanilla Ice cream, an absolute joy during the blazing summer. While I always fiddle with the water tap and splash water in the verandah, nanuma runs behind me asking me to drink a glass of milk and eat some khaku (food). I tease her and make her run behind me.  And when she comes closer and admonishes me, I embrace her legs and tell her that ‘Geney is a good girl’ and ‘Geney loves mummy’ and then magic unfolds! Nanuma picks me up in her arms and gives me a peck on my forehead and cheeks and I wrap my arms around her.
Papa says I am very naughty & mischievous as was he when he was my age. He tells me not to create nuisance and hassle nanuma and nanupa but papa what to do, running around the verandah in the backyard is what I love to do the most. You remember when I was a toddler, I used to pester you and mom to give me a ride in the car every night and only then I could sleep! But then I didn’t want to hassle you papa. Last night I pinched Sant mama’s leg and he shouted in agony. What a little menace I am. I am very fond of teasing him and running away with his pencil box and books. He he he! Last week I tore out some pages from his favorite book. He was very angry at me and ran towards me but I ran away to the other room to ritu mausi.
Oh yeah, why we are here and you are reading this is because - sometime back nanupa told me that I will go to the “bade bachhonn ke school.”  And as a result I was taken for shopping ; yes tell me about it, I have just learnt to hold my own cutlery and now this,  they took me to the shop where I saw bright and nice school uniforms, apparently you have to have a uniform in order to go to school. Nanupa asked the shopkeeper to show us the Don Bosco uniform and out it came ‘the red and blue chequered dress’’. Man, my eyes were fixed on the uniform as I wanted to wear it. The shoes had to be black and the one that shopkeeper showed us would not fit into my tiny feet; yes, talk about problems of growing up, everyone in the shop struggled to find the right fit for me.  I didnt quite like the fact, because I wanted the new shoes alongwith the uniform. We were asked to come the next day for the shoes. I reluctantly agreed and told him I will come with Sant mama.
It was very hot last night and nanuma, wiping the sweat on her eyebrow, while rustling up soup for me said,” Geney - kal tumhe big girl ke school jaana hai, so come over eat quickly and off to sleep.” It was incredibly hot and didn’t feel like playing with my (“bhubu” – toy dog). Although, I was tired but was very excited for the next morning.  I woke up in the middle of the night and asked nanuma, “is it morning? Can I put on my new school uniform?” She gently stroked my curly hair much the same way mom used to put me to nanhu (sleep)! Oh! Papa, “ab mai badi ho gayi hoon”. I will go to big girl school.
Voila, the sun is out early today and it’s another blazing hot day but nonetheless a glorious start to a new chapter in my journey as your daughter! The little orange bird with a feather on its hood sat on the loft above the verandah making a quirky noise as if talking to me and telling me to get ready for the big day. A gust of wind swept across my face, and I closed my eyes. The air was cool, a rare moment of comfort in an otherwise scorching summer. I could see both of you, papa and mom, and I saw that I was sitting in my pram in a garden full of resplendent flowers - red, white, orange, purple, green.  I could also hear the cacophonous voice of children playing in the park. I have springs in my feet today and I am jumping around in excitement to wear my new school uniform, the chequered dress big blue checks with blue pockets on the front. It’s a lovely dress and I quite like it. The home is abuzz with excitement. There is a discussion around me for fetching the camera, getting the dress ironed, making my hair and to top it all I finished my glass of milk in a jiffy - Hah... everyone was taken aback!
Ritu mausi  helped me take a bath and put on my new uniform. I said jay jay to bhagwaan ji as nanuma told me to fold my hands and pray. Then it began, oh the photo session in my new uniform. They told me that when I will be grown up, they will give me the photos’ – ok I believe them. Mausi asked me to pose a little and I obliged. The session went on but my heart was just set on the arrival of the autowallah.


Oh! Papa, all of sudden I hear that the auto has come and I must rush to reach the school to meet my new teachers, new friends, and a whole new world that awaits me. My excitement is fever high and I can’t wait to get into the auto. As the auto made its way out, I saw gulmohar trees on both sides of the road and a group of pigeon not far away near the road. Pigeons are my friends ever since I came into this world. I love them so much. They winked at me and fluttered by as the auto whizzed past them.
When I reached the school, I entered a big blue gate and a huge red building, like the one I have never seen! I am nervous as this is my first day at school away from home. I saw a bunch of dogs (bhubu) outside the school gate and immediately clutched on to my bhubhu toy that I carried to the school. You know that he is my best friend! I love him and he loves me too. I was very happy to see some of my old friends from the play school but they didn’t come with me to my classroom as they went away to another classroom far from where I was. I just followed my new teacher’s instructions.
When I entered the classroom, I saw that other children were crying and wailing but I did not cry though I felt uneasy and I held mausi’s hands to comfort myself. I watched around with nervous curiosity and saw the teacher in the other corner of the room. I looked at her while she tried to pacify a few children who were constantly crying. Then I froze for a moment as the teacher came right infront of me and asked my name. I took a moment and muttered my name…She asked me again and this time I shot back “Ilvikaa Narayan”. What’s your Father’s name,? I said “papa” and on hearing this she burst out laughing as a smile ran across my face too. I gathered myself and said “Pradeep Narayan” and Meeta mom is my mother !
For the rest of day, I played with the other children and filled color in apple and banana in the color book not much different to what I used to do in my play school; just the old stuff that I am used to. After some time, I felt hungry and ate out of the lunch box given by nanuma. I drank from the Mickey Mouse water bottle that you brought for me, papa.  A boy pushed me from behind and I stumbled and almost fell down. I turned back and leapt at the boy but then the teacher came to us and stopped us from fighting!! I would have taught him a lesson if not for the first day..
As the time to go back home approached, I felt happy as I wanted to be home and sad too as I was enjoying playing with children and my new friends. Mam asked all of us to come back tomorrow and I nodded and ran across the little playground infront of the classroom with other children following me to the big Iron Gate. I saw nanupa standing outside the big gate to take me home in our red car! He gave me my favourite chocolate and I was pleased to bits.
Nanupa honked the car as we reached home and I saw Sant mama and Nanuma were waiting for me at the gate, I ran to them excitedly and leapt into the arms of Nanuma. She asked me whether I ate from the lunch box. I said yes and I also told her that I went to the toilet alone and made new friends. Sant mama asked me if I liked my teachers. I was really happy to be home with everybody around. You see I am just a three-year-old and very tired at the end of a long day but a memorable day at the school. A day I will not forget and will always remember!! Papa and Mom, I love you so much and writing about my first day at school makes me proud of both of you.